Code Of Conduct
We want everyone to have a fantastic time and in order for this to happen we ask that you show the same respect to the evening as you would when attending the cinema or theatre.
With this in mind please consider the following:
· Arrive on time – doors open 7.30pm, show starts 8.30pm prompt (get there before 8pm and enjoy a drink or two before the show starts)
· Seating is on a ‘FIRST COME FIRST SERVED’ basis and there is limited standing room only for the last few to arrive
· Late comers will be asked to wait until the break and may have to stand for the duration of the show – No Refunds
· No Stag or Hen Parties (won’t be admitted – No Refunds)
· No Large Groups of drunks (won’t be admitted – No Refunds)
· No talking while the acts are performing (there are breaks during the night when you can get a drink, go to the toilet and chat with your friends)
· No heckling, this is explained below
· Switch off mobile phones
· Eating of crisps during performances will not be tolerated, your crisps will be confiscated (during the breaks crisps will be tolerated but only if sucked). If you are found eating tomato ketchup flavour crisps at any time during the night you will be asked to leave
· No recording of acts performances
· No amateur interior designers, feng shui experts or budding employees of Pickfords re-arranging furniture.
· No flash photography while acts are on stage
I know we sound a bit like one of your old school teachers now but it’s for the benefit of the majority as a culmination of small things can greatly impair the success of an evening and we want everyone to have an amazing time.
See below for an explanation of our thinking.
Seating is on a first come first served basis so that audience members who get there early get to choose where they want to sit and hopefully this will stop any disagreements over reservations.
Arriving late disrupts the show and can delay the start which isn’t fair on the audience members that manage to get there on time. Starting late also has the knock on effect of disrupting the end of the show too as people will then need to leave prior to the finale to make it on time for their Taxis / Babysitters etc.
Talking / Heckling / Mobile Phones / Going to Toilet / Going to the Bar while the acts are performing can disrupt the show to the annoyance of other audience members so we ask that you wait until the intervals (which are approx every 30 mins).
We don’t admit Stags / Hens / Large groups as they can significantly affect the dynamic of an evening as the comedy is secondary to a night of getting drunk. It’s not that acts can’t deal with them it’s that they shouldn’t have to and don’t want to. We are bringing the best acts in the country to the gig and they are coming to perform their best material to the vast majority of the audience who want to listen, they are not coming to make fun of one person to the delight of his / her small band of friends but to the exclusion of the other 220 people in the room. Large groups can also intimidate others and are more likely to be the source of friction which is something we want to avoid at all costs – we’d rather have 10 empty seats than 10 people misbehaving.
We know how to set up a room to make sure the night works well and we set it up before the audience arrives in the best fashion for the anticipated audience size, this means people taking up empty seats first before additional chairs are brought out as the more gaps there are in the audience the less well comedy works. There will be sufficient seats for everyone and if all the seats are taken that are set out then the staff will be happy to get more if you ask them. Do not take it upon your self to start re-arranging the furniture as it could impair the success of the gig / cause problems with fire exits / access to bar / annoy other members of audience.
If there are a few of you who want to sit together then get to the venue early rather than arrive late as all seating choice is on a first come first served basis.
Hope all this sounds reasonable enough and not too Draconian as we just want to create the perfect environment for the acts to succeed which in turn will make it a great night for the audience.
Any comments or questions please feel free to contact us at info@thegrinningidiot.com or 07525 163 717